Don't throw that!
Don't climb on that!
Don't eat that!
Don't sit on your brother!
Don't touch that!
Also…..
Stop Running!
Hurry Up!
Sit Down!
Stand Up!
Don't put that in your mouth!
Do not spit that out!
Be Quiet!
Speak up!
Stop!
Come on, let's go!
Get your shoes on!
Take your shoes off!
Don't tell lies!
Don't say that!
Shut the door!
Open this door right now!
That's when I realized part of my job as a parent is to say shit all day that completely contradicts what I have said earlier in the day. And then hope like hell that my boys turn out to be respectable normal human beings.
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