Disclaimer: This was
sponsored by SC Johnson and Acorn Influence. All thoughts and opinions are my own. And it's real world problems, people. Seriously. I can't make this stuff up. And I can't be bought either.
Why is it that
when boys reach that certain age where you no longer need to powder their
bottoms, the smell of stinkiness just randomly creeps up and assaults your
nose.
How is it
possible that they were only outside for 2 minutes but managed to come in smelling
like the creature from the black lagoon? Not that I’d know what the creature
smells like. I just assume he smells … swamp(ish).
Honestly – with a house full of “men” – sometimes I spend my days wrinkling my nose from one odor or another that is lingering in my home.
Despite my best
efforts to keep my boys from tracking in mud, sweat, dirt, and stench … the
reek in my house is inevitable.
Call me biased but I think boys are the best. They’re rough and tough and wiggly and silly and yes - sometimes kinda stinky.
Call me biased but I think boys are the best. They’re rough and tough and wiggly and silly and yes - sometimes kinda stinky.
But I’ll let you
in on a little secret of mine. Ok, a few secrets that will hopefully help you
maintain your sanity of a stinky being in your home.
First…
Lower your Standards
No
seriously. Your house is never going to
smell or look as nice as your rich cousin or your OCD next-door neighbor. It’s all in your head. Kinda sorta.
But I guarantee you it’s not as bad as YOU think.
Second…
Fresh air is VITAL
I don’t care if
it’s 30 degrees outside or 95 degrees.
Unless you let a draft come through your windows once in a while … your home will occasionally become stuffy … and stinky.
And most
importantly…
Invest in Candles, and Air Fresheners, and
Odor Neutralizers, and and and
What I'm getting at is: The nose
knows. I bathe my children. I promise I do. But sometimes I’m tired and I really need to
get some dishes done. But yet grandma
and grandpa are stopping by to see the new kitten so I have 0 time to get everything accomplished. So I light candles. LOTS of
candles. Isn’t that what you do too?
Just keepin it real. I'd buy the whole aisle if I won the lottery. And I'm still not sure that'd be enough.
Fall is my
favorite time of year. I love pumpkins
and decorations and the leaves and the food and the candy. And I especially love the spiciness that
comes with the season. The smell of pumpkin
spice and apple cinnamon and maple spice fills my house from October to the first of December.
As wretched as my little boy’s soccer socks can be … I can always seem
to mask it’s smell by lighting my Pumpkin Spice candle by Glade. No longer does my house smell like hot
garbage. (Remember – just keepin it
real!). It smells of pumpkin. And
spice. And pie! And Fall.
What is your
favorite time of year? Do you too like
to light candles that are current with the season?
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